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 Ned Fulmer, the wife guy, loves bad ideas.

Sabrina Ftouhi, Copy Editor

Sabrina Ftouhi is a creative writing and political science student. This is her fourth semester with The Spectator. She loves spending time with her friends and cat, and one day hopes to go into publishing.

All content by Sabrina Ftouhi
Not to sound too cliche here or anything, but all of that wet garbage people spew about loving yourself first is pretty true.

If You’re Asking Me

September 27, 2022

Unlearn Everything

September 27, 2022
OP/ED Editor Sabrina Ftouhi’s kitten, Jamal, posing innocently even though he’s probably destroyed something before this.

Unlearn everything

September 20, 2022
Unlearn Everything

Unlearn Everything

March 16, 2022
OP/ED Editor Sabrina Ftouhi’s kitten, Jamal, posing innocently even though he’s probably destroyed something before this.

[Photo] Spec Pets

March 16, 2022
When I was 5, I remember my mom cutting off all of my hair because she couldnt handle it anymore.

Unlearn Everything

March 10, 2022
 If you are only using this dialect strictly in the context of humor or aggression, you do too much and you try too hard and I don’t want to be around you.

Unlearn Everything

March 2, 2022
these women are businesswomen, they don’t come here because they’re lost puppies. I have two PHDs working with me.”

Unlearn Everything

February 16, 2022
I didn’t know why it was illegal but surely it was really good that I was fearful.

Unlearn Everything

February 9, 2022
Everyone has a price and everyone has a point.

Good Girls do bad things

December 15, 2021
It’s that time of year for Spotify to prove that it is the superior music streaming platform.

Wrapped 2021

December 14, 2021
 I’ve lived with roommates who take advantage of other people’s food stamps and waste half of what they bought.

More Money, More Problems

November 25, 2021
Our bodies are throwing tantrums because we are not having your babies

We bleed, deal with it

October 28, 2021
If you bought that sage from your local retail store or hexed someone from a spell you learned on tik tok, this ones for you.

A Rant About Spirituality

September 29, 2021
We see “I hate men” and “all men are trash” plastered on social media. Let’s explore that: What are cisgender men responsible for anyways?

Why do men?

April 1, 2021
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