Sagittarius (Nov. 22 – Dec. 21)

A black cloud hangs over you for the rest of this week and into the weekend. Try not to break a mirror or walk under a ladder. Also, pack an umbrella … you’re going to need it.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 19)

Be careful of what you wish for … especially if it’s a banana. I strongly advise you to watch where you step.

Aquarius (Jan. 20 – Feb. 18)

You will see a Chris Farley look-a-like out this weekend. Freshen up on all of the famous Farley quotes and practice your fatty fall downs. Also, make sure you don’t forget your camera.

Pisces (Feb. 19 – Mar. 20)

A medium height Italian boy is going to walk into your life this weekend. Let him wine and dine you all night long … you won’t be sorry. Also, he might have a friend, so bring a roommate.

Aries (Mar. 21 – Apr. 19)

Ever since you watched the Spartan cheerleaders on

Saturday Night Live you’ve wanted to slip on a sweater shirt and skirt. You should give into your desire and join the cheer and stunt team. Go Blugolds!

Taurus (Apr. 20 – May 20)

The stars have aligned in your favor for this weekend, Taurus! Take some chances and let loose!

Gemini (May 21 – June 21)

Yikes! Your grades are on the downfall. You better act fast and get to the library and study your pa-toot off before you have to re-take chemistry.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)

Luck is in the stars for you. This weekend try your luck out at the casino. A nice chunk of change is waiting for you, as well as a new pair of shoes at the mall that you’ve been dying to buy.

Leo (July 23 – Aug. 22)

You are looking better than ever before. Go up to that certain someone you’ve had your eye on. You might be surprised by how things turn out.

Virgo (Aug. 23- Sept. 22)

Since the cold weather has moved in, your house has been the home to some new furry housemates. Call the exterminator or buy some mouse traps before your place becomes the #1 mouse hotel in Eau Claire.

Libra (Sept. 23 – Oct. 22)

This is not your weekend. Everything will go wrong. Stay in and try not to get into any trouble.

Scorpio (Oct. 23 – Nov. 21)

You’re going to be rewarded for all of the good deeds you’ve been doing this week. Keep up the nice work!