Janelle Gergen is a senior English/Spanish double major whose brain has decided it’s done with classes a semester before it should have. She will be graduating in May, when she will most likely continue being paid minimum wage in a career that has absolutely nothing to do with her major. She will, however, be waiting patiently for the world to decide it has an absolutely vital need for grammar freaks and is willing to pay them a boatload of money to sit around attacking other people’s work in the never-ending war against grammatical errors.