Eric Christenson
October 21, 2010
Dear Ask Anything, How old is too old to go trick-or-treating? Sincerely, Up in the Air Well, the good news is this is a college newspaper. For you, the answer is no – you are obviously too old. But I can elaborate for your question’s sake. I think there’s a direct correlation between... Read more »
Eric Christenson
September 30, 2010
Dear Ask Anything, What is a polite way to cut someone out of my life? Sincerely, Fed up with friend Fortunately for you, FUWF, with the presence of social networking sites, this process gets easier and easier. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve gone through my Facebook friend list... Read more »
Eric Christenson
September 16, 2010
Dear Ask Anything, As a senior expecting to graduate soon, I keep hearing the same terrifying questions: what do you want to do when you graduate? How do you expect to find a job with that major? What are your plans? Well, quite frankly, I have no plans, and I’m quite sick of attempting to answer... Read more »
Eric Christenson
September 2, 2010
Dear Ask Anything, So the other day I was browsing online for a new pair of comfortable gray shoes and I ended up purchasing a pair of TOMS. It wasn’t until after I bought them that I realized these shoes are apparently important artifacts in the hipster subculture! Now I certainly wouldn’t... Read more »
The Spectator staff
March 18, 2010
Dear Ask Anything, So, the student mentor for my FYE course started hitting on me this week, which is my dream come true because I have such a monster crush on him. However, my lab partner told me that he dated three of the girls in our class, one of whom broke up with him yesterday. And, to top it off,... Read more »
The Spectator Staff
February 25, 2010
I am finding that whenever I am upset or annoyed by something my roommate does, I want to resort to drastic measures like spitting in stuff, damaging property or sticking his toothbrush down my pants. I haven’t actually done any of these yet, but I am getting dangerously close. Talk me down from... Read more »
The Spectator Staff
February 11, 2010
So Valentine’s Day is coming up and I need some quick cash. Any ideas? If you’re seeking a memorable Valentine’s Day but don’t exactly have a surplus of wealth to spare for the occasion, I’d recommend researching your options for coupons or deals to help cut costs. Go to... Read more »
The Spectator staff
January 28, 2010
When starting class this week, I (as usual) found the cutest girl in the class and went to sit next to her. I chose a seat next to her and gave her a smile. Unfortunately, the gentleman on the other side of me had breath that smelled like he dunked onions in coffee and then vomited. The stench is becoming... Read more »
