Bachelor of the week: Cole Johnson
Favorite TV Show? “Studio 60″ or “Dirt,” which are both new shows, and “King of Queens”
If you were an animal, what kind would you be and why? A cheetah, because I studied them in 5th grade.
Boxers or Briefs? Boxers
When you were five, what did you want grow up to be? A soldier
Do you have any pets (if no, what kind of pet would you want)? Spanky, my sister’s dog, a short-hair Maltese, in Texas
Facebook or Myspace? Myspace, because of the music
What kinds of qualities attract you to a person? Smile and a sense of humor
What super hero-person would you be and why? The flash, because I have the flash Halloween costume, even though I never got to wear to it.
Chocolate or vanilla? Chocolate
What extracurricular activities are you involved in? Chippewa Valley Beer League and Harry Nickel, and the ramen noodle after-hours club, because I eat ramen every time I am drunk.
What is your idea of a perfect date? Applebee’s
Favorite movie? “Top Gun” or “V for Vendetta”
If you were stranded on a desert island and only had three things, what would they be? A machete to crack open coconuts, although I do not like coconuts. And I don’t need anything else.
Favorite holiday? Columbus Day
Astrological sign? Aquarius
Favorite destination location? Cozumel, Mexico
Favorite restaurant? Red Stone Grill
Hometown? “Bird town” or Robbinsdale, Minn.
Favorite musical artist? Steven Kellogg and the Sixers
PC or Mac? PC
What’s your relationship status with your mother? Fun
Are you employed? Why or why not? Yes, by Harry Nickel, because we make good beer.
Liberal or Conservative? Neither
What do you do on a normal Saturday? Drink, watch TV and sleep. I’m lazy.
Vikings or Packers? Packers suck, but so do the Vikings.
Do you have any hidden talents? I eat food you shouldn’t eat. I’m bringing sexy back. I also cook a mean Pasta Roni.
Do you own a car? A scooter? A bike? I own a car and a bike. I don’t own a scooter because I don’t like fruity people.
Smoker or Non-Smoker? Non-smoker
What are your plans for the summer? Intern in Washington D.C.
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